January 2012
207 posts
Let's pon pon our wei wei wei into 2012!
last typo of 2011
Texting with mom
Mom: "Happy new my babe I love u"
Me: "I love you too mom, happy birthday!"
Me: "WAIT I MEANT TO DAD. IM SORRY"
December 2011
227 posts
Everytime I think I'm done (or going to take a...
takusen:
…even for a short period of time, T&B goes:
“NOPE! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA REBLOG/UPLOAD THIS! YOU HAVE TO POST THIS! YOU HAVE TO HAVE THIS ON YOUR TUMBLR. DOOOOOO IT. DOOOOOOOOO IT!”
….and so I do.
Oh god I know this feel as well
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Japanese phrase of the day:
italianbandits:
おっぱい見せて！
Oppai misete!
Show me your tits!
Me: LIKING 2D MEN ISN'T THAT BAD OKAY.
Friend: It's sort of weird to find them attractive.
Me: well
Me: you know WHAT
Me: 2D MEN ARE VOICED BY REAL MEN
Me: DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER
Friend: No...no not really.
Best pick-up line ever.
mungkybeans:
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
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tumbluser:
i really love my internet friends
and i don’t even know if they even like me all that much
but i still think they’re great anyway
jaysayshey:
my blog can go from “quality” to “what the fuck are you doing” in 10 seconds flat
family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
